News Now Summary   Tuesday, January 20, 1999
  • Engineer Makes Karaoke Video
  • Engineer to Lay Cable in Viet Nam
  • Section Chief May or My Not Leave
  • Former EITC Man Buys Structure Pants
  • EITC Man Happy About Stock Market
  • Engineer Gets Shiny New Atlas
  • Mr. Altaf Stuck with Old Atlas



    Kwang Will Melt Your Heart
    Former Cable Engineer Makes Karaoke Video


    Mr. Kwang, a former cable engineer in EITC has made a karaoke video in which he prances through a flower garden while singing several soft, heart-rending love songs.

    In the video, Mr. Dang belts out passionate Vietnamese renditions of InSynch's "Your Love is Like A River", and Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". As a special bonus track on the video, Kwang has included his funky, dance remix of "Barbie Girl." (VIDEO) FULL STORY


    Mr. Nguyen
    EITC Engineer To Lay Cable in VietNam


    Mr. Nguyen of the EITC cable section will travel to VietNam in February to engineer a major cable installation project.

    Female sources in Saigon have stated that they are confident that Mr. Nguyen's cable installation project will provide much needed connectivity for many of the young residents in the city.

    In preparation for his cable installation, Mr. Nguyen has been researching the manuals to determine which cable lubricant will be the most effective. Mr. Nguyen has also been consulting the regulations to ensure that proper protection and safety measures are observed during his installation. (VIDEO) FULL STORY


    Ms. Le
    Section Chief May or May Not Leave


    According to various sources, Ms. Le, the EITC section chief, may or may not leave her position to pursue other employment. The speculation about Ms. Le's possible departure or possible non-departure has increased as the downsizing deadline approaches.

    When asked to comment, Ms. Le would neither confirm nor deny the reports that she may or may not leave . (VIDEO) FULL STORY


    Mr. Tran
    EITC Engineer Buys Structure Pants


    Witnesses at the local shopping mall have come forward with allegations that an engineer who recently transferred out of EITC, Mr. Tran, has purchased an overpriced pair of pants at the Structure, located in the mall. The witnesses also allege that in addition to the pants, Mr. Tran also bought an excessively priced shirt at the store during the same trip.

    Mr. Tran acknowledged the Structure purchases, but declines to exchange them. (VIDEO) FULL STORY


    Mr. Nguyen
    EITC Man Pleased With Stock Market


    An engineer in the EITC section, Mr. Nguyen, has indicated that he is gratified by the gainful performance of the stock market in the past year.

    According to sources, several of Mr. Nguyen's recent stock purchases have enabled him to purchase more Polo shirts and diapers for his baby than he otherwise would have. (VIDEO) FULL STORY


    Mr Nguyen congratulates Mr. Le on new atlas
    Engineer Gets Shiny New Road Atlas
    A cable engineer in EITC, Mr. Le, was finally given his very own, brand new road atlas last week. Mr. Le has spent the last three months submitting the required forms and appearing at the weekly Road Atlas Acquisition Board (RAAB) meetings in his effort to obtain the large floppy colorful reference source.

    A ceremony and dinner banquet recognizing Mr. Le�s acquisition of his own atlas is scheduled to be held this Sunday at the Marriott on NW Expressway. The ceremony will include a recitation by Mr. Le from his new atlas, of some of the nation's popular primary and secondary highways.

    When asked to describe how it felt to finally have the new atlas in his possession, Mr. Le vigorously flashed a "thumbs up" sign with both of his hands and smiled. (VIDEO) FULL STORY


    Mr. Altaf, not upset by atlas catastrophe
    Altaf Stuck With Old Atlas


    Mr. Altaf was one of the EITC engineers who did not recieve a new atlas. Altaf owns an AAA road atlas which he purchased on his own for $4.95 at the Edmond Target in 1996.

    He has publicly expressed puzzlement over the atlas situation in EITC. But according to sources, Altaf harbors no resentment over being passed over for the atlas. (VIDEO) FULL STORY



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