Miami, OK Residents On Internet
A Miami couple have boldly purchased a WebTV unit and signed up with an internet service provider and are now connected to the World Wide Wastematter, or whatever. John has become so caught up in his web surfing that he forgot to let his dog out and it pissed all over his sofa. (VIDEO)
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Local Couple Visit Big City
A Miami couple recently traveled over 100 miles to the city of Tulsa. The long journey, which began in the early hours of Saturday morning, ended happily as the couple returned to Miami the same evening. While in Tulsa, the couple visited the city's lovely botanical gardens and enjoyed an exotic lunch of "tandoory chicken, nawn and goolob jommin" at some place called an "Indian restaurant". (AUDIO)
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Should Miami Residents Travel, Surf Net?
A local couple has been the center of a growing controversy in Miami. The couple's lifestyle, which includes regular overseas trips, and, more recently, an internet account, has angered the town elders. The city council has scheduled a town meeting to address the question, "Should Miami residents be allowed to travel to foreign countries and surf the internet?"
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Pregnant Indian Woman Visits Miami Couple
A pregnant Indian woman living in Oklahoma City recently visited a Miami couple in their home. It is the first time in many years that the town of Miami has ever had a pregnant Indian woman visit the town. Although the visit occured without incident, the town elders are not taking any chances. They are busily preparing an official policy document to describe the procedures and actions to be taken by city officials in case a similar event occurs in Miami.